Friday, January 26, 2007
Pre-Game Ramble: Lakers v. Spurs
Starting for the Lakers: Odom, Radmonovic (in for an injured Walton), Bynum, Parker & Bryant.
Pre-Overtime Ramble (Special Edition): Kobe just 2 points away from 18K Points
Pre-Game Ramble: Lakers Vs. Charlotte Bobcats
UPDATE: LAMAR ODOM WILL START TONIGHT.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Bryant Will Start 9th Straight All-Star Gaame: 3rd in League-Wide All-Star Game
In selecting reserves, the head coaches must vote for 7 players. including 2 guards, 2 forwards, a center and 2 players regardless of positions. Coaches are not permitted to vote for players on their own team. after the coaches select their reserves. If a player is unable to participate,in the All-Star game NBA Commisioner David Stern will appoint a replacement.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Monday, January 22, 2007
Pre-Game Ramble: Lakers Vs. Golden State Warriors
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Best Road Win of the Year! Lakers Kick Spurs
Monday, January 15, 2007
Pre-Game Ramble: Lakers Vs. Miami Heat
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Stop Feeding the Chris Webber Rumors!
Phil Jackson's response was telling; when asked about reports that free-agent forward Chris Webber had a wish list of five teams for which he would like to play, the Lakers being one of them:
“Did he give it to Santa?” Jackson quipped. “It’s a little bit late for that.”
After reaching an agreement on a buyout, Webber was waived Thursday by the Philadelphia 76ers. The Lakers could offer Webber a prorated contract for the veteran’s minimum of $1.117 million, of which $433,797 would be covered by the NBA.
“We’ve always respected Chris Webber’s game and he’s a great player,” Jackson said.
All these rumors are giving me an upset stomach, and quite frankly, make me wanna throw up.
Let the Spurs have him.
The Lakers have a recipe that's perfect, so let's not mess with it, okay Kupchak? Or you may be eating crow off of a Chris Webber Commemorative Plate.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Has Big Handles; Takes Up 5 Blocks; & On the Floor Most of the Game
Carnac the Magnificent holds the 'hermetically sealed' envelope up to his turban and says, "Big Handles; Takes Up 5 Blocks; On the Floor Most of the Game." Carnac opens the envelope and reads, "What do Ronny Turiaf and the lady's purse next to me have in common?" Carnac's psychic abilities were the only 'magic' worth mentioning tonight, as the Lakers win 109-106 against the Orlando Magic with the help of Turiaf's 5 blocks, infectious enthusiasm; Smush Parker's career high 26 points, 3 steals and Kobe with 28 points, 8 rebounds and 7 assists. Wow, the Lakers played bigger than that Lady's gargantuan purse pushing against my leg the whole game.
Speaking of big purses, let me address this disturbing trend. What is the deal with women and these massive purses? I mean, they seem to be getting bigger by the day. The woman next to me would have a hard time checking it in as a carry-on at the airport it was so big. You've got to be kidding me, if it was any bigger she would have to buy it a seat. Ladies, please...do something about this before it gets out of hand...literally.
But I digress...
Lakers played hard tonight, but the Lakers are going to have to dust off their own bag of tricks for some more magic against the Miami Heat on Monday.
Let's just make sure it's a big bag.
Pre-Game Ramble: Lakers Vs. Orlando Magic
Starting for the Lakers tonight: Brian Cook, Luke Walton, Andrew Bynum, Smush Parker, Kobe Bryant
Starting for the Magic: Tony Battle, Hedo Turkoglu, Dwight Howrd, Jameer Nelson, Grant Hill.
Sunday, January 7, 2007
Lakers Don't Quit! Smokin' the Mavericks 101-98
A Benched Walton: Luke takes some time out of his busy schedule to visit with the Dallas Bench; "hey guys, let's be friends...did you know that I'm ranked 3rd in the NBA for 3-point shooting? ...no, really."
Lakers made New Years resolutions this year, but to quit smoking the competition was not one of them. The Lakers lit up the court as a fuming Cuban (Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks) looked on. Speaking of a hot Cuban, the Lakers fans were stoked to see the fresh Lakers bench get hotter than a Cohiba cigar, truly unbelievable. Lakers were definitely hot tonight, there was no denying that, by beating the team with the best record in the NBA.
So should we be surprised by this win? It did live up to all the hype...all this and without Lamar Odom and Kwame Brown. The Lakers deserved this 4th straight win, and Phil Jackson was also deserving of his 900th career victory.
Kobe Bryant had 26 points, eight rebounds and six assists and Luke Walton scored 21 and outscored Dallas 7-2 by himself to move the Lakers within two points with five minutes left; Sasha worked his magic with a career high 16 points (3 of the most important in last 28.5 seconds) and played incredible defense. Ronny Turiaf (I haven't seen his much enthusiasm on the Lakers since Tyron Lue) added 13 points and Smush Parker scored 11.
Deepest team in the league? The Lakers bench is so deep we drowned the Mavericks in there own tears; and even that couldn't put out the fire that was raging at the Staples Center tonight, way to go Lakers!